The Koffee Klub Label Challenge
Write a story inspired by one of the following actual labels.


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos: 
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." 
On a bar of Dial soap:
Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 
 On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly." 
On an American Airlines
packet of nuts:
Open packet, eat nuts."
On Marks & Spencer
Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." 
On Nytol Sleep Aid: 
May cause drowsiness." 
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On most brands of
Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." 
On Sainsbury's peanuts: 
"Warning: Contains nuts."
On a Japanese food processor: 
"Not to be used for the other use."
On a tube of Crest Toothpaste:
"If swallowed contact poison control."
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals." 
On a bottle of ALL
laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before
distributing in washing machine."


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