Although this is an adult establishment, most of our offerings are suitable for young adults.  However there are a few items on our menu that are not suitable for minors.  If you are under 18 you should return to our menu NOW!
 

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Some adults are easily offended by violence or sexual situations and may prefer to avoid sites which contain violent or sexually explicit material.  If you are one of those adults you should return to our menu NOW!
 

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Clicking the link below will take you to a menu selection that you may find offensive.  By clicking that link you acknowledge that you have read this message and understand what we said.  You also acknowledge that you are at least 18 years of age and are not easily offended by violence or sexual situations and have chosen not to avoid this site which may contain violent or sexually explicit material.

In case we haven't made ourselves perfectly clear yet, if you are not at least 18 years old or if you don't like graphic images or descriptions of adults in violent or sexual situations,

 
DO NOT PROCEED!
 

If on the other hand you are 18 and are willing to take a chance, please
 

continue to Reality
 
This warning has been included at the request of our local fire department and insurance company.  Our fire department is operating a few men short and with minor equipment shortages (someone stole some of their hoses).  This situation combined with Neelix cooking in our kitchen from time to time means that any flame could have unfortunate results in our establishment.

To those of you who have had to read through this warning searching for the link to continue, we apologize.  Several of our members have been flamed by people who didn't bother to read similar warnings on their home pages.  We hope to help others avoid a similar oversight here.  A little hint for our regulars regarding the rest of our pages, you can click the NC-17 and continue on to the next link rather than scrolling down to find the 'continue to . . .' link.