June 2004
Rated PG
Property
of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy etc.
NOT-KISSING
By Sängerin
Xander
excelled at not-kissing. He and Cordelia
had not-kissed for the better part of six months. Until he and Willow had not-kissed,
not-groped, and not-cheated. And then he and Faith had not-screwed.
He’d be
extra-crispy-popular if Cordy ever knew about that.
She’d been ready to burn him on any convenient stake for a few little smoochies – not-smoochies – with
Willow. Actual sex
with Faith – the girl who had stolen the eyes of Sunnydale’s
jocks from their rightful focus on Cordelia? St Catherine’s wheel was a possibility. Or the Rack.
He watched
Cordelia walk past and wondered who she was not-kissing now.